Posts Tagged "funny"


My Love Letter to…


Posted By on Monday, 26 September, 2016

To My Love

I look back to when this all started, 7 years ago. Before I met you, I’d spend so much money on dusters, tissues and make up remover. I’d spend even more on all sorts of cleaning products for the car, TV and kitchen. All of it has been replaced by squidgy packets of you. I only have eyes for you now.

But don’t think it’s just the money. I look back to how much time I’d spend, gathering those different products and using them. Time that I just didn’t have once the children were born. Who has the time to go to the kitchen cupboard, wrestle with a child lock, remove dusters and furniture polish, spray all dusty items (of which there are many since it doesn’t get done often), dust and then tidy away again? I simply had no time for this when the baby was noisily demanding I congratulate him for finally sitting up unaided and the toddler will push him over as soon as I’ve left the room.

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School Run Dodgems

School Run Dodgems


Posted By on Monday, 29 February, 2016

KidGearUK

I’m all for putting some fun into daily life, making stuff into a game, like Mary Poppins and her spoonful of sugary crap. Though doesn’t she know her spoonful of sugar is rewarding kids with food, contributing to childhood obesity rates, giving them diabetes and rotting their teeth?! Seriously woman, read the newspapers!

Anyway, I digress. I turn stuff into a bit of a game sometimes, if you’ve never played fridge Tetris with your Christmas food shop, you don’t know what you’re missing! One game I’m not so keen on is school run dodgems. If you’ve done some of these then you’ve played it too

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Our Favourite Funny Stories


Posted By on Friday, 20 November, 2015

Stories before bed are part of the bedtime routine for many families and what better way to end the day than with a giggle. Since many children seem to find bums and poo hilarious, these are our favourite funny stories featuring all things le derrière.

The Dinosaur That Pooped a PlanetThe Dinosaur That Pooped a Planet by Tom Fletcher and Dougie Pointer
A trip to the science museum and an accidental rocket launch, leaves a boy and his dinosaur stranded in space when the hungry dino eats the rocket. The explosive results eventually bring them back down to earth.

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